gridgm

oh i love spam

2007-08-08T10:04:07Z

to note in this set of spam when it was drawn and the last requirment also possibly the bit at the start about the uk but we can excuse that i think
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gridgm @ 2007-08-01T20:27:00

2007-08-01T10:27:38Z

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sadness, reason and intellect has intented us to forgo their use

hmm you find moments of clarity in the strangest places...the toilet wall for instant

gridgm @ 2007-07-26T10:06:00

2007-07-26T00:06:51Z

random quotes from xmen...and two from the goons

Nothing but noble intentions, yes. You're a veritable oppenheimer. What next? Eliminating the gay gene?
Homosexuality doesn't represent a threat to human existence.
We're clearly watching different televangelists.

Mutants are a community. We're a people and there's no way anybody can make us be what they want. We stick together and don't panic or overreact...you'll see. We're stronger than this.
Miss Pryde...are you a #&$%ing retard?

How do you know your Colossus is the genuine article in the first place?
I read his mind.
I matched his DNA.
I smelled him.
I also did that.

Why do you insist on saying things I can never unhear?

I ssensse...destruction.
Really? You sure? You don't wanna look the photo of the enormous destruction some more before you make such a bold statement?

Thinks: I will teach this naughty man a lesson.) Eccles?
Yeah?
Raise right leg!
OK.
Now raise, left leg.
Right. [silent pause]
Ohhhh! How is it that you got three legs, Eccles?
'Cause the fourth one fell off.

I thought I saw a Greek urn buried in the sand.
What's a Greek earn?
It's a vase made by Greeks for carrying liquids.
I didn't expect that answer.
Neither did quite a few smart alec listeners

gridgm @ 2007-07-19T10:32:00

2007-07-19T00:32:39Z

Take the quiz at dicepool.com

ARGGHH FUCK

2007-04-17T09:56:12Z

so from an entierly nonsensicle entry earlier to a deadly serious one here

part 2 FUCK

you know that train ride into the city

where i got in trouble for not having a concession card

apparantly they also fined me for the open alcahol i had

i thought they said they were gonna be nice to me for that one

part 1 ARGGHH

teh continueing saga of the stupid failed subject

apparantly the steel lecture is letting us people who failed the sup exam do the subject anyway and we can pick it up ...however since i dropped out of 1179 the auto list it got sent too didn't include me and i had to get this message second hand...figgures

anyway because i've dropped out and we're past the universitys census date it's gonna take effort to actually be able to re-enroll in a subject that i've turned up to every single session of and meanwhile even if i do make it in because we're past the final hex change date i may be paying full fee for the stupid things

*KILLS UNIVERSITY*

ok ranting done for now bye =)

gridgm @ 2007-04-17T10:48:00

2007-04-17T01:36:52Z

to begin ... and probably reamining constant to my general form...lyrics ...in this case in the form of a poem by bliase bailey finnegan the third as recordered on the godspeed you! black emperor album Slow Riot for New Zerø Kanada(...without form...)

There's an evil virus that's threatening mankind
It's not state of the art, it's a serious state of the mind
The muggers, the backstabbers, the two faced elite
A menace to society, a social disease
To brainwash the mind is a social disorder
The cynics, the apathy one-upmanship order
Watching beginnings of social decay
Gloating and sneering at life's disarray
Eating away at your own self esteem
Pouncing on every word that you might be saying
To attack someone's mind is a social disorder
The constitution, the government, martial law order
Superficially smiling a shake of the hand
As soon as your back is turned treason is planned
When every good thing's laid to rest
By the governments hate, by the constitution and their lies
And every time you think you're safe
And when you go to turn away
You know they're sharpening all their knives
All in your mind
All in your head
Try to relate it
All in your mind
All in your head
Try to escape it
Without a conscience they destroy
And that's a thing that they enjoy
They're a sickness that's in all of our minds
They want to sink the ship and leave
The way they laugh at you and me
You know it happens all the time
But it only happens in your mind
The rats in the cellar you know who you are...
Or do you?
Watching beginnings of social decay...

so now that i'ev done my rebelling against the american government for today...apparantly that's what the poems about and i am wearing an anti flag shirt so i must be in an anti american mood today

i'm in one of those moods at the moment where i feel like posting somethign but am unsure as to what i should eb posting resulting in what can only be called a mind dump of what ever i'm thinking at the moment...you may have experienced these before...they're fun to read i think but maybe i'm wrong

...i should do my economics asignment

*sigh*

fat people shouldn't wear low riders

the person next to me appears to be chatting with a person on messenger as to how to pass to the next stage of the gameboy game he's playing
WTF

A looby, a lordant, a lagerhead, lozel,
a lungio lathback made me a proposal:
Straight sail, top mast, astrolabe prospected
down in his dry dock erected infected;
Mocked up with silk strings and taffeta tricked
with nails out of driftwood already iron sicked:
now spy out the glass at whatever missteps me
and the press gang warrant's signed Sir Edward Pepsi.

oh well bye for now

gridgm @ 2007-04-04T00:30:00

2007-04-03T15:25:17Z

and the talking leads to touching
and the touching leads to sex
and then there is no mystery left

hmm...i don't know how some one can sing that in a song and then continue singing as if there is nothing even remotly wrong with that statement

feeling
did you know it's possible to feel over the moon with joy and completly and utterly shit at the same time

i was like that no the weekend

now i think i'm just catatonic

i don't know i was feeling good when i came out of the sup exam i had on tuesday
on firday i found out i failed

-what this means-
*i have to redo structures next semester
*i have to drop steel structures this semester leaving my current group with onyl two members to do the project with

i got an email from a guy in my water eng project group nick
nick's getting married in a few weeks time
nick's email explains that the enormity of what he's doing has sunk in and he's dropping water leaving me this time with a two person group
tara thinks we should kill him and since she's in the police we may get a way with it =)

on the down side how the fuck can you argue with an excuse like that it's the most perfect one i've ever heard (i've never heard anyone ues my *insert form of spouse* died other wise it might not be

on the upside
birthday, birthday presents, going bar hoping for birthday
flying up to NSW for my grandparents 60th wedding aniversary

um i don't know what to think...everyone's being really nice about the failure thing kindof that sucks but don't worry you'll ge thtrough it and shit but really it dosn't help that much so you know...FUCK

anyway that's all the heavy shit out of the way

next thing my favorite topic
MUSIC
created playlist
"gridge does hiphop"
1. bomb diggity - unleash the nugget
2. fight club - astronomy class
3. women lose weight - morcheeba feat. slick rick
4. kick push - lupe fiasco
5. if you got the money - jamie t
6. ryhthmn and rhyme - EES
7. you me us we - casual projects
8. raise up - audio architects
9. the reaction - unleash the nugget
10. houdini logi (remix) - circle takes the square
11. waht's golden - jurassic 5

if you know my opinon on hip hop this should give you some meterage that this is a fairly good list...or not oh well have a look for them

gridgm @ 2007-03-28T18:37:00

2007-03-28T08:43:54Z

MOAR you say...ok

"the bass, the rock, the mic, the treble, I like my coffee black, just like my metal"

http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20015535,00.html

*orgasms*

in other news my sister got a job and is moving out in 3 weeks...i'll be all alone upstairs

that's all for now

gridgm @ 2007-03-27T10:46:00

2007-03-27T01:04:46Z

i never give a shit if i was preaching to belivers, cause for one i never preach only spat it how i seen it

updating all those things i keep saying i will put in over the course of the last two weeks, location library uni working on exonomics assignemnt...i swear i'm working on it

from the start asked a girl out...she said no

got invited to be involved in the art of cosplay in this case i was the one who declined

adn that appears all i ahve to update about..oh well

gridgm @ 2007-03-09T11:57:00

2007-03-09T01:25:59Z

list on things you shouldn't do but are among the funnest thigns to do

look at what the person next to you is doing...i think it might even be more invasive than evesdropping though i'm not sure of course it's fun when they then look at what your doing and then get pissed at you because of what you've written...to avoid that i'll just leave some space ehre

staring off into space while someones trying to hold a serious conversation with you

jump on someone before your entirerly certain of their identity
more so if they're female
awkwardness ina nutshell

i'm feeling particulaly catatonic today and don't know why is this a good thing?

lets choose a random tangent and go for a walk with it

...anyone intrested

i choose

...

dildo's

wait no i don't

or maybe i do

choose life? why choose life when you can have heroin? did you know there's such a thing as artificial pensi extenders

quite true

or at elast i think it is it was on one of those banenr ads at the bottom of a 3rd rate tab site

i wasn't sure whether or not to click on it on the upside it would be one of the funniest thigns you would read fora while

on the down side well i'm sure you know what the down side is

random random random

the girl sitting next to me has flurecent green hair

it's freaky like

i'm imagining it in a strobe light jsut because it has the look of one of the things that would light up...and then blind you...green dots in eyes and such like

meanwhile working on suduko...time working on journal entry so far...16 mintues aproximatly so i am currently a) bored and b) should be doing my water eng homework

a man walked into a bar ow? ...no quite litterally the wall of a pub

100 selas and 2 polar bears nearby in the ahrbour with out anycares?

the girl also has matching flurecent green earings

some people match their lives up to much

end up like martha stewart or something

that bitch deserves to die

fuckibng decorating her prison cell

goes and does one of those random quiz's floating around and posts in this space

it's amazing how much you'll tell to one of these surveys that you probably won't even tell to your best friends

someone is laughing their head off reading details about someones personal life

example here

I've been sexually aroused or 'turned on'

Today
Within the past week
Within the past month

I've had an erection / been wet for sexual reasons

I've fantasized about having sex with...
Someone you were going out with?
Someone from high school?
Someone from college?
Someone from church?
A friend?
A celebrity?
A teacher?
A coworker?
A stranger?
A guy?

WHAT THE FUCK

and what's more you answer it anyway

i never asked one thing of you
i never asked one thing of you
i never asked one thing of you
to justify to justify to justify my self to you

What do you think is your best physical feature?
Hair
Eyes
Face
Boobs
Stomach
Butt
Legs

i say i'm male at the start of this quiz and it asks me whether they're my best feature...what else can i answer

The Everything Test

There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.

Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We're turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too! Enjoy :-)

Personality

You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more religious than atheist, more dependent than loner, more lazy than workaholic, more traditional than rebel, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more extroverted than introverted.

As for specific personality traits, you are adventurous (90%), religious (80%), musical (70%), greedy (59%).

Stereotypes
Emo Kid	100%
Punk Rock	93%
White Trash	55%

Life Experience
Sex	21%
Substances	32%
Travel	3%

Politics
Your political views would best be described as Liberal, whom you agree with around 59% of the time.

Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Working Class. You make more than 0% of those who have taken this test, and 65% less than the U.S. average.

If your life was a movie, it would be rated PG-13.
By the way, your hottness rank is 62%, hotter than 88% of other test takers.

TAKE THE TEST
brought to you by thatsurveysite

here that people i'm not rebelious at all

pg-13 rating on my movie...oh well

You make more than 0% of those who have taken this test...OUCH

i mean fuck OUCH

and i put my answer in australian dollars as well instead of converting to us dollars

oh and i'm a fucking emo

well we all knew i was an emo at heart didn't we

anywayz i have to retire to actually going to class

and with that i shell leave

gridgm @ 2007-03-05T16:16:00

2007-03-05T05:17:11Z

i achieved my life's aim today

i got reported to the terrorist hotline because of my choice of music

i'm sitting on the train listening to a song by alien vampires called fake blood is for cunt adn the guy sitting opposite me notices that i'm mouthing along to the words (i thought it might weird people out if i sang it out loud) and i'm a tthe bitat the song where there's about a minute of "and kill them", "and kill them", "and kill them" and he notices this and i don't think he thought i could ehar him over my head phones cause i hear him ring up the terrorist hotline and give them a description of me

my tongue hurt alot because i was bitting it so hard to keep from bursting out laughing...i got off the train and the next station...possibly the funniest thing that's happened to me

gridgm @ 2007-02-24T22:18:00

2007-02-24T11:20:20Z

i unleashed a string of expletives strong enough to embarrass a sailor really loudly today while next to a group of puritan christians

i walked away quickly

gridgm @ 2007-02-15T22:29:00

2007-02-15T11:55:30Z

wow first update of the year

i don't use this much anymore do i??

anywayz story from work

hot girl on one side of the table ugly as fuck guy on the other side

anyway the guy is trying to black mail the girl into sleeping with him other wise he'll dob her into center link for cheating on her form apparantly she's not as disabled as shes telling them or something

any way that's my story of the day

gridgm @ 2006-11-21T07:23:00

2006-11-20T20:23:27Z

i'm going away for a week with no internet access...see you peoples soon

gridgm @ 2006-11-12T00:21:00

2006-11-11T13:21:53Z

i've decided that people on the train have diffent reactions to me based on what band t-shirt i'm wearing at any given time

if i'm wearing my metallica or probot t-shirts (ie. the scary one's with metal bands on the front) people seem to avoid sitting near me, however i do get alot more people coming up to me and asking for directions

queensryche and cat empire seem to invoke no reaction at all

as far as i can tell anti-flag causes people to talk to me
i've had a half hour conversation with a random person while wearing the t-shirt
and also an hour long conversation with some one (i ended up at box hill because i forgot to get off the train) admittedly both were relativly hot girls as well

gridgm @ 2006-10-26T20:33:00

2006-10-26T10:33:20Z

can't wait till december there are so many bands i want to see

Aiden at the hifi on the 8th
Ellora at the green room on the 21st
Die! Die! Die at the Bootleg at Geddes Lane on the 16th

gridgm @ 2006-10-25T16:09:00

2006-10-25T06:09:21Z

arghh
i was trying to make space on my iriver by deleting some of the music on it...anywayz long story short when i tried to use it again it said that i had lost a system file in the OS and i should update with a new one however if i do that i'll lose all the files i have stored on it

anywayz shitness

gridgm @ 2006-10-22T20:37:00

2006-10-22T10:37:20Z

finally i god guide to moshing

http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=16

well not exactly but it's still funny

gridgm @ 2006-10-16T20:03:00

2006-10-16T10:04:06Z

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
gridgm goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Death.
bonamoz gives you 11 mauve root beer-flavoured gummy bats.
croix gives you 17 brown cherry-flavoured gumdrops.
evillucy tricks you! You lose 22 pieces of candy!
lost_perpetuity gives you 5 mauve evil-flavoured jawbreakers.
munkeevegetable gives you 19 red blueberry-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.
scarecrow000 gives you 9 teal watermelon-flavoured wafers.
sexy_princess_s gives you 3 orange evil-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.
theamazingwyl tricks you! You get a used tissue.
untimely_ripped tricks you! You get a dead frog.
gridgm ends up with 42 pieces of candy, a used tissue, and a dead frog.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

that was fun who ever came up with that...trust will to give me a used tissue

(for clarification just cause i'm overtly homesexual i'm going as the female incarnation of death (neil gaimen's version))

gridgm @ 2006-10-16T19:55:00

2006-10-16T09:55:53Z

watching some one trying not to be noticed trying to walk into a strip club is increadibly funny

gridgm @ 2006-10-05T22:16:00

2006-10-05T12:17:23Z

oh yeah...tim burton is directing the video clip for the killers new single bones

he's using the undead claymation characters for it as well

:)

(the new album is fucking addictive i've had it for less than 24 hours and listened to it 4 times)

gridgm @ 2006-10-04T19:02:00

2006-10-04T09:02:58Z

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/OCDgame/on tchihihi

gridgm @ 2006-10-02T19:06:00

2006-10-02T09:06:35Z

a sign someone had too much time on their hands

http://homepages.tesco.net/~janefisk/discworld/discworld.htm

mother of fuck i want that cake

gridgm @ 2006-09-29T22:45:00

2006-09-29T12:45:03Z

someone said my strange sence in music was due to sexual frustration...i'm thinking they may be right

gridgm @ 2006-09-26T20:21:00

2006-09-26T10:36:27Z

ok i think holidays are a bad influence me it compels me to write random memes...in this case i've decided to steal one of 'lyes's (any one know what the correct punctuatin on that is?) quizes

other stuff

aiden are playing on the 8th of december can anyone interested talk to me... (mum has this thing where she makes me go to these things with people and i really want to go to this)

i just typed gridgm into google...it's like a track of any blogs i use...somehad quoted that list of terry pratchett quotes i put up a while ago...scary

anyway on to this quiz thing

Have you

Went skinny dipping: no
Stripped at a party/club: no
Made out with a complete stranger: no
Had sex with a significant no
Had sex with a stranger: no
Made out with a member of the opposite sex: no
Made out with a member of the same sex: no
Done anything further with a member of the same sex: no

fuck...i really am boring aren't i

Crashed your car into a wall: yes
Gave someone a lap dance: yes (3 people at the same time, while creep by radiohead was playing lol)
Shoplifted and didn't get caught: yes
Shoplifted and did get caught: yes
i mean no to those last two |:
Hacked into someone's computer: well i knew their pass word first but yes
Dyed your hair: no...coloured yes
Ate a whole gallon of ice cream: over a time period yes...otherwise no
Sat on your roof and watched the stars: yes
Lost a friend's cell phone: no...hit it out of their hand...yes
Had a sexual fantasy about a celebrity: yes
Watched porn: it's great as comedy
Made porn: no
Recycled soda cans: yes
Planted something on Earth Day: no
Flashed/mooned someone: yes
Gotten flashed/mooned: yes
Consumed alcohol: yes
Gotten drunk and passed out: no...
Woke up with a hangover: yes
Smoked a cigarette: no
Smoked a cigar: no
Smoked pot: no
Gotten high more than three times: no
Gotten drunk more than three times: yes
Had sex with more than one person (at all): no
Had sex with more than one person (at once): no
Been on TV: no
Stayed up all night: yes
Played Strip Poker: yes
Done anything bad during Truth or Dare: yes
Played Spin the Bottle: yes
Got a horrible hair cut: always
Ice skated: yes
Held a newborn baby: yes
Been called a slut: yes...strange considering the first part
Wanted to be in Playboy/Playgirl or any other such thing: no...in the playmate however...
Been Given Oral by sombody you know: no
Gave somebody you know oral: no
Been Given Oral by a stranger: no
Gave a stranger oral: no
Taken it in the rear: no
Given it there: no
Won in a contest: yes
Killed a fly with your bare hands: yes
Had braces: yes
Bit someone's tongue while making out: no
Got your tongue bit while making out: no
Had dreams that kept coming back: no
Had a wish come true: no
Made someone cry: yes
Wanted to pierce your ears, belly button, or nose: no
Wanted to pierce your nipples: no
Wanted to pierce "it": no...
Wanted to pierce something else: maybe...but probly not

anyway that's my boredom for the evening