| oh i love spam |
[Aug. 8th, 2007|08:04 pm] |
to note in this set of spam when it was drawn and the last requirment also possibly the bit at the start about the uk but we can excuse that i think
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[Aug. 1st, 2007|08:27 pm] |
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sadness, reason and intellect has intented us to forgo their use
hmm you find moments of clarity in the strangest places...the toilet wall for instant |
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[Jul. 26th, 2007|10:06 am] |
random quotes from xmen...and two from the goons
Nothing but noble intentions, yes. You're a veritable oppenheimer. What next? Eliminating the gay gene?
Homosexuality doesn't represent a threat to human existence.
We're clearly watching different televangelists.
Mutants are a community. We're a people and there's no way anybody can make us be what they want. We stick together and don't panic or overreact...you'll see. We're stronger than this.
Miss Pryde...are you a #&$%ing retard?
How do you know your Colossus is the genuine article in the first place?
I read his mind.
I matched his DNA.
I smelled him.
I also did that.
Why do you insist on saying things I can never unhear?
I ssensse...destruction.
Really? You sure? You don't wanna look the photo of the enormous destruction some more before you make such a bold statement?
Thinks: I will teach this naughty man a lesson.) Eccles?
Yeah?
Raise right leg!
OK.
Now raise, left leg.
Right. [silent pause]
Ohhhh! How is it that you got three legs, Eccles?
'Cause the fourth one fell off.
I thought I saw a Greek urn buried in the sand.
What's a Greek earn?
It's a vase made by Greeks for carrying liquids.
I didn't expect that answer.
Neither did quite a few smart alec listeners |
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[Apr. 17th, 2007|07:56 pm] |
so from an entierly nonsensicle entry earlier to a deadly serious one here
part 2 FUCK
you know that train ride into the city
where i got in trouble for not having a concession card
apparantly they also fined me for the open alcahol i had
i thought they said they were gonna be nice to me for that one
part 1 ARGGHH
teh continueing saga of the stupid failed subject
apparantly the steel lecture is letting us people who failed the sup exam do the subject anyway and we can pick it up ...however since i dropped out of 1179 the auto list it got sent too didn't include me and i had to get this message second hand...figgures
anyway because i've dropped out and we're past the universitys census date it's gonna take effort to actually be able to re-enroll in a subject that i've turned up to every single session of and meanwhile even if i do make it in because we're past the final hex change date i may be paying full fee for the stupid things
*KILLS UNIVERSITY*
ok ranting done for now bye =) |
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[Apr. 17th, 2007|10:48 am] |
to begin ... and probably reamining constant to my general form...lyrics ...in this case in the form of a poem by bliase bailey finnegan the third as recordered on the godspeed you! black emperor album Slow Riot for New Zerø Kanada(...without form...)
There's an evil virus that's threatening mankind
It's not state of the art, it's a serious state of the mind
The muggers, the backstabbers, the two faced elite
A menace to society, a social disease
To brainwash the mind is a social disorder
The cynics, the apathy one-upmanship order
Watching beginnings of social decay
Gloating and sneering at life's disarray
Eating away at your own self esteem
Pouncing on every word that you might be saying
To attack someone's mind is a social disorder
The constitution, the government, martial law order
Superficially smiling a shake of the hand
As soon as your back is turned treason is planned
When every good thing's laid to rest
By the governments hate, by the constitution and their lies
And every time you think you're safe
And when you go to turn away
You know they're sharpening all their knives
All in your mind
All in your head
Try to relate it
All in your mind
All in your head
Try to escape it
Without a conscience they destroy
And that's a thing that they enjoy
They're a sickness that's in all of our minds
They want to sink the ship and leave
The way they laugh at you and me
You know it happens all the time
But it only happens in your mind
The rats in the cellar you know who you are...
Or do you?
Watching beginnings of social decay...
so now that i'ev done my rebelling against the american government for today...apparantly that's what the poems about and i am wearing an anti flag shirt so i must be in an anti american mood today
i'm in one of those moods at the moment where i feel like posting somethign but am unsure as to what i should eb posting resulting in what can only be called a mind dump of what ever i'm thinking at the moment...you may have experienced these before...they're fun to read i think but maybe i'm wrong
...i should do my economics asignment
*sigh*
fat people shouldn't wear low riders
the person next to me appears to be chatting with a person on messenger as to how to pass to the next stage of the gameboy game he's playing
WTF
A looby, a lordant, a lagerhead, lozel,
a lungio lathback made me a proposal:
Straight sail, top mast, astrolabe prospected
down in his dry dock erected infected;
Mocked up with silk strings and taffeta tricked
with nails out of driftwood already iron sicked:
now spy out the glass at whatever missteps me
and the press gang warrant's signed Sir Edward Pepsi.
oh well bye for now |
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[Apr. 4th, 2007|12:30 am] |
and the talking leads to touching
and the touching leads to sex
and then there is no mystery left
hmm...i don't know how some one can sing that in a song and then continue singing as if there is nothing even remotly wrong with that statement
feeling
did you know it's possible to feel over the moon with joy and completly and utterly shit at the same time
i was like that no the weekend
now i think i'm just catatonic
i don't know i was feeling good when i came out of the sup exam i had on tuesday
on firday i found out i failed
-what this means-
*i have to redo structures next semester
*i have to drop steel structures this semester leaving my current group with onyl two members to do the project with
i got an email from a guy in my water eng project group nick
nick's getting married in a few weeks time
nick's email explains that the enormity of what he's doing has sunk in and he's dropping water leaving me this time with a two person group
tara thinks we should kill him and since she's in the police we may get a way with it =)
on the down side how the fuck can you argue with an excuse like that it's the most perfect one i've ever heard (i've never heard anyone ues my *insert form of spouse* died other wise it might not be
on the upside
birthday, birthday presents, going bar hoping for birthday
flying up to NSW for my grandparents 60th wedding aniversary
um i don't know what to think...everyone's being really nice about the failure thing kindof that sucks but don't worry you'll ge thtrough it and shit but really it dosn't help that much so you know...FUCK
anyway that's all the heavy shit out of the way
next thing my favorite topic
MUSIC
created playlist
"gridge does hiphop"
1. bomb diggity - unleash the nugget
2. fight club - astronomy class
3. women lose weight - morcheeba feat. slick rick
4. kick push - lupe fiasco
5. if you got the money - jamie t
6. ryhthmn and rhyme - EES
7. you me us we - casual projects
8. raise up - audio architects
9. the reaction - unleash the nugget
10. houdini logi (remix) - circle takes the square
11. waht's golden - jurassic 5
if you know my opinon on hip hop this should give you some meterage that this is a fairly good list...or not oh well have a look for them |
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[Mar. 28th, 2007|06:37 pm] |
MOAR you say...ok
"the bass, the rock, the mic, the treble, I like my coffee black, just like my metal"
http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20015535,00.html
*orgasms*
in other news my sister got a job and is moving out in 3 weeks...i'll be all alone upstairs
that's all for now |
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[Mar. 27th, 2007|10:46 am] |
i never give a shit if i was preaching to belivers, cause for one i never preach only spat it how i seen it
updating all those things i keep saying i will put in over the course of the last two weeks, location library uni working on exonomics assignemnt...i swear i'm working on it
from the start asked a girl out...she said no
got invited to be involved in the art of cosplay in this case i was the one who declined
adn that appears all i ahve to update about..oh well |
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[Mar. 9th, 2007|11:57 am] |
| [ | The Sound of Perseverance |
| | die!die!die! out of the blue (NO REGRETS NONONO NONE AT ALL) | ] |
list on things you shouldn't do but are among the funnest thigns to do
look at what the person next to you is doing...i think it might even be more invasive than evesdropping though i'm not sure of course it's fun when they then look at what your doing and then get pissed at you because of what you've written...to avoid that i'll just leave some space ehre
staring off into space while someones trying to hold a serious conversation with you
jump on someone before your entirerly certain of their identity
more so if they're female
awkwardness ina nutshell
i'm feeling particulaly catatonic today and don't know why is this a good thing?
lets choose a random tangent and go for a walk with it
...anyone intrested
i choose
...
dildo's
wait no i don't
or maybe i do
choose life? why choose life when you can have heroin? did you know there's such a thing as artificial pensi extenders
quite true
or at elast i think it is it was on one of those banenr ads at the bottom of a 3rd rate tab site
i wasn't sure whether or not to click on it on the upside it would be one of the funniest thigns you would read fora while
on the down side well i'm sure you know what the down side is
random random random
the girl sitting next to me has flurecent green hair
it's freaky like
i'm imagining it in a strobe light jsut because it has the look of one of the things that would light up...and then blind you...green dots in eyes and such like
meanwhile working on suduko...time working on journal entry so far...16 mintues aproximatly so i am currently a) bored and b) should be doing my water eng homework
a man walked into a bar ow? ...no quite litterally the wall of a pub
100 selas and 2 polar bears nearby in the ahrbour with out anycares?
the girl also has matching flurecent green earings
some people match their lives up to much
end up like martha stewart or something
that bitch deserves to die
fuckibng decorating her prison cell
goes and does one of those random quiz's floating around and posts in this space
it's amazing how much you'll tell to one of these surveys that you probably won't even tell to your best friends
someone is laughing their head off reading details about someones personal life
example here
I've been sexually aroused or 'turned on'
Today
Within the past week
Within the past month
I've had an erection / been wet for sexual reasons
I've fantasized about having sex with...
Someone you were going out with?
Someone from high school?
Someone from college?
Someone from church?
A friend?
A celebrity?
A teacher?
A coworker?
A stranger?
A guy?
WHAT THE FUCK
and what's more you answer it anyway
i never asked one thing of you
i never asked one thing of you
i never asked one thing of you
to justify to justify to justify my self to you
What do you think is your best physical feature?
Hair
Eyes
Face
Boobs
Stomach
Butt
Legs
i say i'm male at the start of this quiz and it asks me whether they're my best feature...what else can i answer
The Everything Test There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all. Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We're turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too! Enjoy :-) | Personality | You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more religious than atheist, more dependent than loner, more lazy than workaholic, more traditional than rebel, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more extroverted than introverted.
As for specific personality traits, you are adventurous (90%), religious (80%), musical (70%), greedy (59%). | | | Stereotypes | | Emo Kid | 100% | | Punk Rock | 93% | | White Trash | 55% | | | | Life Experience | | Sex | 21% | | Substances | 32% | | Travel | 3% | | Politics
Your political views would best be described as Liberal, whom you agree with around 59% of the time. | | Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Working Class. You make more than 0% of those who have taken this test, and 65% less than the U.S. average.
| If your life was a movie, it would be rated PG-13.
By the way, your hottness rank is 62%, hotter than 88% of other test takers. | TAKE THE TEST brought to you by thatsurveysite
here that people i'm not rebelious at all
pg-13 rating on my movie...oh well
You make more than 0% of those who have taken this test...OUCH
i mean fuck OUCH
and i put my answer in australian dollars as well instead of converting to us dollars
oh and i'm a fucking emo
well we all knew i was an emo at heart didn't we
anywayz i have to retire to actually going to class
and with that i shell leave |
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[Mar. 5th, 2007|04:16 pm] |
| [ | The Sound of Perseverance |
| | fake blood is for cunt | ] |
i achieved my life's aim today
i got reported to the terrorist hotline because of my choice of music
i'm sitting on the train listening to a song by alien vampires called fake blood is for cunt adn the guy sitting opposite me notices that i'm mouthing along to the words (i thought it might weird people out if i sang it out loud) and i'm a tthe bitat the song where there's about a minute of "and kill them", "and kill them", "and kill them" and he notices this and i don't think he thought i could ehar him over my head phones cause i hear him ring up the terrorist hotline and give them a description of me
my tongue hurt alot because i was bitting it so hard to keep from bursting out laughing...i got off the train and the next station...possibly the funniest thing that's happened to me |
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[Feb. 24th, 2007|10:18 pm] |
i unleashed a string of expletives strong enough to embarrass a sailor really loudly today while next to a group of puritan christians
i walked away quickly |
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[Feb. 15th, 2007|10:29 pm] |
wow first update of the year
i don't use this much anymore do i??
anywayz story from work
hot girl on one side of the table ugly as fuck guy on the other side
anyway the guy is trying to black mail the girl into sleeping with him other wise he'll dob her into center link for cheating on her form apparantly she's not as disabled as shes telling them or something
any way that's my story of the day |
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[Nov. 21st, 2006|07:23 am] |
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i'm going away for a week with no internet access...see you peoples soon |
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[Nov. 12th, 2006|12:21 am] |
| [ | The Sound of Perseverance |
| | the hanson brothers - the hockey song | ] |
i've decided that people on the train have diffent reactions to me based on what band t-shirt i'm wearing at any given time
if i'm wearing my metallica or probot t-shirts (ie. the scary one's with metal bands on the front) people seem to avoid sitting near me, however i do get alot more people coming up to me and asking for directions
queensryche and cat empire seem to invoke no reaction at all
as far as i can tell anti-flag causes people to talk to me
i've had a half hour conversation with a random person while wearing the t-shirt
and also an hour long conversation with some one (i ended up at box hill because i forgot to get off the train) admittedly both were relativly hot girls as well |
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[Oct. 26th, 2006|08:33 pm] |
can't wait till december there are so many bands i want to see
Aiden at the hifi on the 8th
Ellora at the green room on the 21st
Die! Die! Die at the Bootleg at Geddes Lane on the 16th |
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[Oct. 25th, 2006|04:09 pm] |
arghh
i was trying to make space on my iriver by deleting some of the music on it...anywayz long story short when i tried to use it again it said that i had lost a system file in the OS and i should update with a new one however if i do that i'll lose all the files i have stored on it
anywayz shitness |
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[Oct. 16th, 2006|08:03 pm] |
that was fun who ever came up with that...trust will to give me a used tissue
(for clarification just cause i'm overtly homesexual i'm going as the female incarnation of death (neil gaimen's version)) |
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[Oct. 16th, 2006|07:55 pm] |
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watching some one trying not to be noticed trying to walk into a strip club is increadibly funny |
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